THE 'JEFE'!



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1) IF YOU WERE A 'SUPERHERO', WHO WOULD YOU BE?
- "I THINK THAT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE 'SUPER GROVER'! DESPITE HIS GOOD INTENTIONS, NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES, HE STILL MANAGES TO SCREW THINGS UP! OH, DID I MENTION, THAT HE'S 'COOL, BLUE, AND FUZZY'?"

2) STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU SIMPLY COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT?
- "A CELL PHONE (AND THE # TO 'DOMINOS'!)."

3) WHAT WOULD 'CLIFF CLAVIN' KNOW ABOUT YOU, THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF?
- "PHOTOGENIC, I AM NOT!!"

4) WHAT'S THE STRANGEST THING YOU'VE DONE IN THE WOODS?
- "I PLAYED IN A 'FAST PITCH' SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT, AND HIT A 'GRAND SLAM'! GOTTA' LOVE WEIPPE, IDAHO, DUDE!!"

5) WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- "SOMETHING BY 'LEFTOVER SALMON'(EITHER 'ZOMBIE JAMBOREE' OR 'PASTA ON THE MOUNTAIN'). GOOD TIMES !! WITH MY LUCK, IT WILL BE THE 'ASSHOLE SONG', EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T WRITE THE DAMN THING!"


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