'B' !!

1) IF YOU WERE A 'SUPERHERO', WHO WOULD YOU BE?
- "I WOULD BE 'SUPERMAN', SPEND HALF MY LIFE SAVING THE WORLD AND GETTIN' THE CHICKS, AND MY 'GOLDEN YEARS' ROLLING AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR, DROOLING...."

2) STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU SIMPLY COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT?
- "A BOAT, 'JAG-OFF'!!"

3) WHAT WOULD 'CLIFF CLAVIN' KNOW ABOUT YOU, THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF?
- "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."

4) WHAT'S THE STRANGEST THING YOU'VE DONE IN THE WOODS?
- "WHAT WOODS, WHERE?! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!"

5) WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- "'CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU' BY BARRY MANILOW (ON REPEAT 'TIL THE LAST PERSON LEAVES)."